if humans are 78% water

does that mean if i walk on a human i am 78% jesus

314-eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

“Conclusion: inevitable. Unless..”

#he closed his eyes so Watson would be the last thing he sees fuck this fuck fuck fuck

broriarty:

plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed

everybodyandtelevision:

matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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thatssomaeven:

one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes

k-with-an-eight

well guess who’s super lame and took a bunch of pictures of her shoes when she got a new camera instead of deep thought provoking photograhpy

matturday:

the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage